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WordPress 3.9 Brings Awesome New Features

Improved Visual Editing

The updated visual editor has improved speed, accessibility, and mobile support. You can paste into the visual editor from your word processor without wasting time to clean up messy styling. (Yeah, we’re talking about you, Microsoft Word.)

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Edit Images Easily

With quicker access to crop and rotation tools, it’s now much easier to edit your images while editing posts. You can also scale images directly in the editor to find just the right fit.

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New Image Details Screen

WordPress 3.9 New Image Details Window Web Design Columbia MO Ellis Benus

Drag and drop your images

Uploading your images is easier than ever. Just grab them from your desktop and drop them onto the editor.

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Gallery Previews

Galleries display a beautiful grid of images right in the editor, just like they do in your published post.

WordPress 3.9 Gallery Previews Web Design Columbia MO Ellis Benus

Do More with Audio and Video

Images have galleries; now we’ve added simple audio and video playlists, so you can showcase your music and clips.

WordPress 3.9 Do more with audio and video Web Design Columbia MO Ellis Benus

Paste as Plain Text is now Always Active

WordPress 3.9 Paste as Plain Text is Always Active Web Design Columbia MO Ellis Benus

Paste is now in plain text mode. Contents will now be pasted as plain text until you toggle this option off.

If you’re looking to paste rich content from Microsoft Word (yeah, that’s a bad idea…), try turning this option off. The editor will clean up text pasted from Word automatically.

LEGO Resume Figure

LEGO Miniscale Resume

LEGO Miniscale Resume 1I found the following thanks to Lifehacker and thought this woman was a genious!

She made a small lego set of herself, packaged it and sent it out with her resume to perspective employers.

If I’m ever in the market for a full time job again I’m going to have to use her idea. :-)

I’m sure she got hired and below are photos and her story!

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Engineering vs. Management

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help so far.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you didn’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”

Bazinga!

Source: http://cheezburger.com/8120640256

Which Sign Will Prevent a Tragedy?

Which Sign Will Prevent a Tragedy. All Weapons Prohibited or Staff is Heavily Armed and Trained

Which of These Signs Will Prevent Another Tragedy?

All Weapons are Prohibited on These Premises?

OR

Staff Heavily Armed and Trained.
Any Attempt to Harm Children will be Met with Deadly Force!

Union Grove ISD signs warn that employees are armed.

Union Grove School Staff are Armed

I hope more schools follow suite!

Union Grove ISD signs warn that employees are armed.

Baby Saved by Mattress from Third Story Window Fall

If you’re sick of horrific news, watch this MIRACLE!

The BEST part of this story is if the couple hadn’t been stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes, they wouldn’t have been there.

Yeah… God isn’t real and I’m the crazy one… Uh huh. PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Spiritual and Historical Amnesiatics

“Without studying the past we become spiritual amnesiatics. The study of history makes a man or a woman age without wrinkles, infirmities, or damage. If we have any hope of knowing where we are to go we need to know where we have been.” – Dave Pafford

Once in Life Someone Turns Your World Around

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life. – Bob Marley

Optimist vs Pessimist

It is better to be an optimist and proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right. – Fortune Cookie

Laziest Thing Ever Done is Redirecting a Battleship

What is the Laziest Thing You’ve Ever Done?

I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officer’s lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he’s still half asleep, bleary eyed… basically a zombie with a bagel.

He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a bright big-a** circle of light right in his barely conscious face. He’s squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It’s painful to watch.

But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I’m-still-totally-asleep voice, he says:

“Heeeey. It’s OPS. Could you… shift our barpat… yeah, on six five. Thanks.”

And then, ever so slowly, I realize that the big, blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off his zombie’s face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I’ve just witnessed begins to overwhelm me.

By order the bridge to adjust the ship’s back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he’s changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face.

He’s literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel.

I am in awe.

He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I’m terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he’s not going to wake up for another hour).

But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.

What is the laziest thing you've ever done - redirect a battleship to get the sun out of your eyes

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Color Sound

What sound does your favorite color make? – Ellis Benus

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