Good Moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, dirty ovens and Happy Kids.
Pick Two: Your Sanity, Happy Kids, Clean House
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests Sorry for the Mess!
I don’t think there is any point in cleaning my house until my kids are in college
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean teh toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done
Yesterday I solved a peculiar problem with a strange solution and felt compelled to share.
I needed to extract the images from each of these Illustrator files and save them each individually.
Unfortunately neither Illustrator nor Adobe Bridge had an easy way to do this across hundreds of files.
You may think the grass is greener on the other side, but if you take the time to water your own grass, it would be just as green. – Unknown
The updated visual editor has improved speed, accessibility, and mobile support. You can paste into the visual editor from your word processor without wasting time to clean up messy styling. (Yeah, we’re talking about you, Microsoft Word.)
With quicker access to crop and rotation tools, it’s now much easier to edit your images while editing posts. You can also scale images directly in the editor to find just the right fit.
Uploading your images is easier than ever. Just grab them from your desktop and drop them onto the editor.
Galleries display a beautiful grid of images right in the editor, just like they do in your published post.
Images have galleries; now we’ve added simple audio and video playlists, so you can showcase your music and clips.
Paste is now in plain text mode. Contents will now be pasted as plain text until you toggle this option off.
If you’re looking to paste rich content from Microsoft Word (yeah, that’s a bad idea…), try turning this option off. The editor will clean up text pasted from Word automatically.
I found the following thanks to Lifehacker and thought this woman was a genious!
She made a small lego set of herself, packaged it and sent it out with her resume to perspective employers.
If I’m ever in the market for a full time job again I’m going to have to use her idea.
I’m sure she got hired and below are photos and her story!
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help so far.”
The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “you didn’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
I hope more schools follow suite!
If you’re sick of horrific news, watch this MIRACLE!
The BEST part of this story is if the couple hadn’t been stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes, they wouldn’t have been there.
Yeah… God isn’t real and I’m the crazy one… Uh huh. PRAISE THE LORD!!!
“Without studying the past we become spiritual amnesiatics. The study of history makes a man or a woman age without wrinkles, infirmities, or damage. If we have any hope of knowing where we are to go we need to know where we have been.” – Dave Pafford